just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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