new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I love you. Go after that dick
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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