No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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