Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You ate ashes out of my bong
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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