How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
