I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
soo... how was my night?
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