I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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