Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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