Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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