i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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