just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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