he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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