How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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