is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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