I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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