I can't watch pbs sober anymore
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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