we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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