just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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