my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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