I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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