so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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