is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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