If i come over, it means nothing
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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