My nipple is on Facebook.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just want to make out with him forever
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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