just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
