its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you didnt know i had herpes?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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