I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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