so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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