Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
