I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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