her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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