I'm going to jail i love you
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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