WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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