hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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