I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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