my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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