just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
