I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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