Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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