If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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