Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We left an ass print on the piano.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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