All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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