If i come over, it means nothing
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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