i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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