If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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