The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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