If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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