He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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