isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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