She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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