im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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