Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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