I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize