she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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