Dual....:-)
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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